屁股不红家业不隆(1 / 2)

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愚子牛:“说过破劫吗?破劫是什思不懂,跟完全没有关。娶媳妇生孩子!”

孙悟空:“娶媳妇给介绍啊!花山千万的母猴子,是貌美如花,屁股是又红又嫩!花山,母猴子随挑任选,老孙绝对不藏着掖着!”

愚子牛:“老婆漂亮不,喜欢猴子?才不!”

孙悟空:“老婆漂亮?是哪一。”说着拿手飞碟往空祭,飞碟转了几圈射七彩光芒投射半空,空投射昆玉山脚山村里的景。

孙悟空手一指:“这是老婆?”

愚子牛顺着手指头过,见指的是村里的一大妈,满脸是毛,来是毛旺盛的:“什眼神,未婚妻才十六岁,这已经十岁了。不是火眼金晴吗,怎跟睁眼瞎一样?”

孙悟空:“满村的人,有这人脸毛,难她不是美的?们猴子有句谚语,脸无毛,办不牢!有脸毛越屁股越红才是美的!”

愚子牛被弄的哭笑不:“猴子了神仙还是猴,永远不了人啊!”

孙悟空:“!哪是未婚妻,不信她有!”

愚子牛指了指一轻的小姑娘:“这是未婚妻。这小脸蛋又白又嫩,这身材又苗条又带劲,这小手又酥又柔……”

孙悟空马打断:“了,了!脸无毛,办不牢;屁股不红,业不隆!”

菩老祖实在听不了大喝一声:“了!”停了一缓缓:“悟空!子牛与女子有一段姻缘,这是注。时间紧迫,可助子牛速速与女完婚,再带面见玉帝!”

孙悟空:“弟子领!”又回头对愚子牛说:“待用飞碟带山,呆会飞碟光芒照射不可抗!”

愚子牛又给菩老祖辞行,菩老祖:“为师不身,这昆玉山颠乃灵脉总汇,今大劫将至,灵气涌动无常,菩根镇压气运方可保稳,否则立刻归混沌!今辞怕见无日,再赠菩心一枚,随身携带,日危难间可助脱困。”